Size Jokes

Levi and Andrew are fat.

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

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Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!

"Ur mum is big."

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!