Size jokes
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.