Size jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Small People.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your d*** size...
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️