Size jokes
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Memes
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
"Ur mum is big."
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏