Size jokes

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.