Asteroid memes
Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)
Shitpost-master general
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
Jokes
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.