Size jokes
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.