Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
