Size jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.