Size jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.