Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Size Jokes
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
