Size jokes
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Memes
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! π€£
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesnβt know you're there.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Whatβs 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.