Size jokes

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.