Size jokes
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.