Size jokes
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."