Size jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Memes
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Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesnβt know you're there.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! π€£
Whatβs 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.