Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Size Jokes
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
