Size jokes

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Four big guys.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.