Size jokes

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

"Ur mum is big."

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Four big guys.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.