Size jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" π€£
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Four big guys.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.