Size jokes

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

"Ur mum is big."

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"