Size jokes
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.