Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.