Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
