Size jokes

"Ur mum is big."

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!