Size jokes

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.