Size jokes

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.