Size jokes

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.