Size jokes
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok