Size jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Mine never stops.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!