Size jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!