Size jokes
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.