Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
