Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!