Size jokes

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.