Size jokes

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."

Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."

So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.

Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"

The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!