Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
