Size jokes

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!