Size jokes
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison? Reports say there's a small medium at large!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.