Size jokes
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Jacob has a small penis.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What's big and black?
My balls.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.