Size jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
"Ur mum is big."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.