Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
