Size jokes

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.