Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.