Size jokes
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!