Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your d*** size...
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
