Size jokes
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.