Size jokes

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.