Size jokes
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
My penis is longer than one inch.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I have a big cock.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.