Size jokes
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
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Never mind, it’s too long.
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Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Jacob has a small penis.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.