Size jokes
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
You're tiny!
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.