Similarity jokes
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.