Similarity jokes
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).