What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
