Similarity jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.