Similarity

Similarity jokes

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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