What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-
Sorry bout that......
Now as i was saying
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit
Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
how is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
How are babies and elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
Whats the similarities between stephen hawking and a bull? They both charge
