Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.