Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
