Shoulder Jokes

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders

Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder

What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder

What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.

What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.

have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon