Shoulder jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
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My shoulders actually in so much pain
Yall. I pulled aa muscle in my leg during church, because i was running in heels and like almost twisted my ankle and almost fell over twice (yippie) and my shoulders still hurt 🫶
so like my houlder moved to btoh my shoulders and throughout bt=oth shoulders and inbetween the shoulders in my back so bad i cant fucking sleep and i cant turn my head to either side or look down or to far up i cant move my arms and everything just hurts.