josh dalton once ate his shoulder
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder
WHTA WAS STEPHEN HAWKINS LAST MEAL? HIS LEFT SHOULDER
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
