Head

Ye nan

Don’t use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you’ll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through

Head

Anonymous

Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders

Wife

joel

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Head

fannymucher

have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”

Legs

Mike (the Funny one)

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

Use

Anonymous

What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder

Egg

Seth hearne

What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.

Baby

Anonymous

A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says “I’m taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system”. Another knitter says “I’m taking Folic acid to help my baby’s brain”. Finally one woman says “I’m taking Thalidomide”. All the women turn to her and say “Thalidomide ! Don’t you know your baby could be born without arms?” The woman shrugs her shoulders and says “I don’t know how to knit arms”. (Told to me by a woman knitter)

Head

Emily McCabe

What’s steven Hawking shampoo?

-Head and shoulders 😊

Shoulder

Anonymous

josh dalton once ate his shoulder

Breakfast

Anonymous

What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner

His shoulder

Puns

Crayon Kid

The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

Nut

CoolGirl

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Head

Anonymous

Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet

Chip

Ben

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder

Left

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WHTA WAS STEPHEN HAWKINS LAST MEAL? HIS LEFT SHOULDER

Adoption

MikeWhoCheeseHarry

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Head

Nate

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Head

Anonymous

What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner? Head and shoulders

Head

Anonymous

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere

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