have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
