First Date jokes

What's the best part about duck tape?

It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"

It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"

SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

HE: "I'm a butcher."

SHE: "We're through!"

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

A couple is on their first date.

Man: How do you feel about sex?

Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

12/8?

Thank God I went on the tenth.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.