Short jokes
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck