Short jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Banana!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.