Short jokes
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."