Short jokes
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Connor Davison
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.