Short jokes

Short jokes

Snowman

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Shit

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

Lemon

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Glass

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Mistletoe

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

Kid

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Parent

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.