Short jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.