Short jokes
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!