Short jokes
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Bruh, don't be punny.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.