Short jokes
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.