Short jokes
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!