When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Short Jokes
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
"Sharing is communism."
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
