Short jokes

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

With great depression comes great antidepressants.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.