Short jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.