Short jokes
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Y'all follow me, please.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!