Short jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.