Short jokes

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

Lewis Clow

Robyn Smith

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

Kids?

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh