Short jokes
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Y'all follow me, please.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
These aren't funny.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...