Short jokes
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.