Short jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.