Short jokes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I'm fucking retarded.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.