Short jokes
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?