What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Short Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
