Short jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.