Short jokes
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Hitler.
Don't bully.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.