Short jokes
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
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Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
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Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
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Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.