Short jokes
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Banana!