Short jokes
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.