Short jokes
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why am I so sad?
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.