What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Short Jokes
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
