Short jokes
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.