Short jokes
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Retards.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Shoot.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!