Short jokes
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!