Short jokes
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I love gay people. UwU