Short jokes
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Like this if you are in foster care.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.