Short jokes
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”