Short jokes
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Austin Nash
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hi UwU!
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.