Short jokes
A baby seal walked into a club.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
A... B... Sea?
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.