Short jokes
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.