Short jokes
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.