Short jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.