Short jokes
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Shoot.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.