Short jokes
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?