Short jokes
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Hi Ethan!
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.