Short jokes
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Like this if you are in foster care.