Short jokes
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
"Knife to meet you all!"
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON