Short jokes
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
I love gay people. UwU
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
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Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.