Short jokes
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.