The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Short Jokes
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
