Short jokes
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I love big hot sexy men.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Mushroom?
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Creeper?
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.