Short jokes
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Mushroom?
Creeper?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.