Short jokes
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.