Short jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
"Knife to meet you all!"
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.