Short jokes
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.