Returning Greeting

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! You see this text? "It's been 2 years since i've been on thisss hellooo guys!" Now, you probably thought this was some clever joke, right? WRONG! This isn't a joke, you numbskull. It's just a person saying 'hi' after being gone for two whole years. Two! That's a long time, even for you to figure out what a spoon is. There's no punchline, no setup, just a simple greeting. So don't go looking for the funny here, because there ain't any. Now go find a real joke, you're wasting my time.