Short jokes
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?