Short jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
BLM.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.