A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the wayđ
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
Y'all follow me plz
If youâre gonna have a gangbang make it extreme
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Whatâs the difference between school and prison. One is painted
On text* Boy : Hey! I love you... Girl : eww u are so ugly *boy sent a pic of his dic* Girl : beauty doesn't matter in love
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
