Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Short Jokes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
