What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Short Jokes
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
