Short jokes
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Lessi
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.