Short jokes
Cunt.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
You might think these jokes are plane.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!