Short jokes
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What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
My name is Martha.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Your mom #69.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.