Short jokes
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!