Short jokes
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
My wife was run over.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
"Me fa so?"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"