Short jokes
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
787 bowing.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.