Short jokes
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
You might think these jokes are plane.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.