Short jokes
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Y'all is ugly!
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"