Short jokes
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.