Short jokes

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

A: Will you marrow me?

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?

The steering wheel.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

Like if you wanna have sex.

Like if you meet someone emo.

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Where did Milky Way get its degree?

At the university.

Somebody stole my joke.

So I stole their spinal cord.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.