Short jokes
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Religion... That is all.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
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