Short jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
I'm a turd.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚