Short jokes
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.