Short jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.