Short jokes
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What's better than poo?
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."