Short jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.