Short jokes
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...