Short jokes
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
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Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
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BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.