Short jokes

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Justice for all!

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"