Short jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What kind of band never plays music?
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.