Short jokes
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.