I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Short Jokes
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
