Short jokes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.