Short jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
I have it.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.