Short jokes
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.