Short jokes
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.