Short jokes
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Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.