How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
bomb
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
