Short jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.