Short jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Why are french fries rude?
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.