Short jokes
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Everyone put your age here.