Short jokes
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?