Short jokes
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....