Short jokes

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.