Short jokes
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why are french fries rude?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"