Short jokes

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

Everyone put your age here.

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.