Short jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
I like penguins.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.