What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Short Jokes
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnβt a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type PokΓ©mon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
Iβm Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
