Short jokes
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Whoever said that about me better pray!
SEX
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
Be nice.
Stfu.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.