Short jokes
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Cheesiest jokes.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.