Short jokes
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Mustard
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.