Short jokes

Short jokes

Pedophile

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Emo

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

News

Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

Because they are breaking the whole entire news.

Bitch

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

Arrest

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

Pizza

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Acne

What's the difference between acne and the Pope?

Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.

Zebra

What's white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.