Short jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Very funny battery joke.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Cyber Monday
What is baseball?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...