Short jokes
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Aahhhhhh!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.