Short jokes
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
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When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
I love you, Hebrew John.
What is baseball?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Very funny battery joke.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.