What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.