Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
When from Arkansas? You know!!! 🚪
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu
What is baseball ⚾️
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Cyber Monday
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes
When from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
When from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
What did
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
I love you Hebrew john
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
What do you call a bored robot A “sigh”-borg
When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...
