Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Violence

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Speed Bump

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

Orphan

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Crime

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

Slave

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

Poop

What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?

"The whole pile of shits."

Surgeon

Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?

A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!

Dick

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Door

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

Math

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.