What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet
I font know y
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!
