Short jokes
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
My dog died. I'm so sad.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.