Short jokes
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.