Short jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.