dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom? A. A boner.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
what is an orphan fav store
home depot
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
Imagine being such a low life that u need people to roast u to have stuff to do
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Roses are red you are gay and that's it
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus? It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
