Short jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.