Short jokes
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.