Short jokes
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.