Short jokes
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.