what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheetsđđ
MVP means: âMost Valuable Playerâ. In Chuck Norris case: âMost Vaginas Penetratedâ.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
I comforted my friend about his wifeâs death: until I found out who did it.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
Hey guys Iâm back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
