Short jokes

Short Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

Insult

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Abortion

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

Woman

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

Sin

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

Octopus

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

Grandma

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Clam

Why don’t clams like to share?

Because they’re very shellfish.

Incest

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

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  • Mama

    Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

    Door

    The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

    Tree

    How does a tree access the internet?

    By logging in and branching out!