Short jokes
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏