Short jokes
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.