Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Short Jokes
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
