How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.