Short jokes
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
TDS? More like STDs.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Most of the jokes are trash.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."