Short jokes
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, thatβs the wrong number.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)