Short jokes
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Boner.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
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Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"