Short jokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.