Short jokes
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Very funny battery joke.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Biggest joke?
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!