Short jokes
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Boner.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
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