Short jokes
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
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If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.