Short jokes
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄