Short jokes
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.