Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Short Jokes
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Fortnite Battle Pass.
