Short jokes
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
jkjkjhk
Hi, I'm Yeff.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!