Short jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To end his pain and suffering.

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Trevor Bauer for President.

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

"Africa," the parrot replied.