Titanic Fate

This is a short, dark joke about how someone named messyourself would be the first to die on the Titanic. It implies that this person is unlucky or prone to disaster.

• Titanic
• Disaster
• Tragedy
• Ocean
• Iceberg
• Rescue

• The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
• When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
• Why did the Titanic sink? Because the people aboard are stupid.
• Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?