How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Lightbulb Labor Division of White Guys: They Don't Do It Themselves, Of Course
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! You think those privileged white guys know how to change a lightbulb? Nah, they're too busy golfing and counting their money. They gotta hire someone like me, a real go-getter, to do the job for 'em. It's all about power, see? They got the cash, I got the skills. It's a win-win... for me, anyway.