Short jokes
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
I stole one's balls.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.