Short jokes
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Putin's Brain:
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.