Short jokes
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Women.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.