Short jokes
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.