Short jokes
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
No joke.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
O-Block
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.