Short jokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
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Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.