Short jokes

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

O-Block

Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

The rain is my tears.

What's big and round?

Mine and not yours.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.