Short jokes
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.