Short jokes
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?