Short jokes
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Jesus.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!