Short jokes

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

What's big and round?

Mine and not yours.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

The rain is my tears.

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

O-Block

Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.

Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Germany is...

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.