Short jokes
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.