Short jokes
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.