Short jokes
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Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
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what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.