Short jokes
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)