Short jokes
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Kasper has a tiny penis.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
You're overreacting.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Ma name is Bendover.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?